i was just out taking a walk and some woman slowly stopped her car next to me and she was all like “excuse me” and i was freakin out like oh my god she’s going to kill me or ask for directions or something, my life is over, and she was like “take this” and she handed me a 10 dollar bill and she was like “get yourself a haircut so you can get a job you fucking hippie” i’m laaughing so hard i am a 16 year old girl this is the greatest thing that has ever happened to me
(via eccedentesiastathazagoraphobia)
Everyone has felt this way at some point or another.
(via call-me-foolish-i-feel-hopeless)
if i ever date a famous person and got hate for it I’d honestly be the most sarcastic bitch ever to them I’d be like lol can’t hear you over the great sex we just had
(Source: kathrynknowles, via alan-ashby-is-a-ginger-princess)
| police: | THIS IS THE POLICE! OPEN YOUR DOOR NOW!!! |
| me: | not with that attitude |
yourheartofgoldturnedplatinum:
just the tutorial ive been looking for
4 makeups
(Source: doodoobutts, via c0lourinthedarkerside)
